+ Gen (No relationships mentioned/shown)
+ Chuck Campbell, Radek Zelenka, Yee Jee Tso, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard.
+ Rated G.
+ Written for this prompt on

GC Chuck @ChucktheCampbell
@ZelenkaJSC This is not a drill. I need a cape. & a tux. Simultaneously. Repeat. Not. A. Drill. #secretreasons
R. Zelenka @ZelenkaJSC
@ChucktheCampbell I have several capes. #secretreasons
Yee Jee Tso @SpareTimeGamer
@ChucktheCampbell I've got a tux that might fit you. #secretreasons? #prankwarmorelikeit
GC Chuck @ChucktheCampbell
@SpareTimeGamer Be careful saying things like that—the Director is practically omnipotent. #NoPrankWarHere
Dr. Elizabeth Weir @NASADirector
@ChucktheCampbell Practically? #IKnowAll #ISeeAll #ISignYourPaycheck
GC Chuck @ChucktheCampbell
@SpareTimeGamer See?
Yee Jee Tso @SpareTimeGamer
@ChucktheCampbell Well, that's just creepy.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir @NASADirector
@ChucktheCampbell For the record, were one to attempt a prank on John Sheppard, I wouldn't post it on Twitter.
Call Me John @ColJSheppard
@NASADirector Come on, Liz, don't warn them. I love watching them formulate plans. #AsIfICanBeBeaten
@ColJSheppard Direct Messages
GC Chuck @ChucktheCampbell
Actually, we're trying to prank Director McKay.
@ChucktheCampbell Direct Messages
Call Me John @ColJSheppard
Turn on LETTERS. I'm helping you plan this.